Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
where am i from again
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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