Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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