So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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