If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize
