It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
