do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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