Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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