Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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