I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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