I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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