I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
