Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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