This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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