Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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