That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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