Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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