Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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