i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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