More tranny stories later!
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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