i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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