I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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