I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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