So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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