Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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