Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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