The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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