Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Randomize
