i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
that may or may not have been my penis.
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