i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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