Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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