Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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