Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
At least life still wants to fuck me.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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