I CAN MOONWALK!
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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