like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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