I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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