Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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