Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Randomize
