mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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