spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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