i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
