Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I love you. Go after that dick
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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