are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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