What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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