he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Who did Billy Mays play for?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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