I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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