i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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