you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
