went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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