I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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