Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
