yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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